konstantin feoktistov 4 (wood, inkjet paper, shellac, acrylic and asphalt)

superman

superman lives in a dark cave

superman eats vegetables and other things

superman likes dogs

he has a superdog

superman goes to bed at midnight

superman's favorite tv show is superman

superman's favorite song is the superman theme song

john motherfucking williams wrote it, you bitches!

superman's eyes are bright and blue

superman's breath smells like vegetables

superman's hands are soft as milk and hard as goodbyes

whenever he punches someone it goes right through them

superman watches tv while he eats vegetables and chews on his shoes

superman dreams he can do anything in the world (because he can)

superman has a dream where he comes over to your house and says,

'i want to get my things' and you say "but none of this is yours anymore!"

konstantin feoktistov: golden shower  (inkjet paper, construction paper, acrylic paint and wood)

dick'll make you slap somebody

woman A: wait a minute

now you telling me a story

and now you telling me that a woman in ecstasy

will slap somebody?

woman B: yes, the penis is a very powerful organ

it'll make you slap somebody

it's like a rocket

it's encoded with information

dick'll make you pull a gun

and shoot a motherfucker in the face

dick'll make you take out a mortgage

on your mind (i never slept)

it'll make you dump out a bowl of cheerios

on a motherfuckers bed…..with milk

dick'll make you knit a pair of gloves

for a motherfucker

woman A: wait a minute

are you telling me that dick'll make a woman

mess up somebody's bed with a milky

bowl of cheerios?

woman B: yes!