the tampon moon fires up a joint

wow, what a great system

it's fucking retarded

i've never been to_____ but

it happened before we started dating

we had to go to two liquor stores

did you text...um...nick

it's a different number now

he's always a little late

jessica randal took a shit in

front of everyone at that party

on the floor of the living room

she was sleep-shitting

i guess i agree that

maybe god shouldn't destroy

everyone and everything

before too long