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this poem wants to fuck a fat bitch
with bad breath
sober as the moon
with no excuses
this poem has a PHD in european history
this poem takes advil motherfucker
this poem will get your ass killed if you
decide to go into war with just this poem
this poem is a shut in who would prefer to order out
this poem is a forest bee. naked and unassuming
this poem doesn't give a shit about your needs
this poem is very angry at you for leaving
this poem won't be that sad when
the entire world is destroyed to death
this is a bad poem
a very bad poem
12 comments:
this poem has a lot of pain in it. which makes it a good poem instead of a very bad one...
Focus on the possitive. Do something nice for yourself otherwise annger will consume you, trust me.
Deb D
this poem's a BAMF w/a butterfly tattoo!
work it out :)
Whew!!Hope you feel a little better after writing that. Breathe baby, just breathe.
gut puking, pain staking :(
Angry poems are therapeutic... I have a few of these myself
Ouch. Hope that's like puking. Once you get it out, you'll feel better.
Your poems confuse me. The only positive I see is that it was a forest bee...forest bees always naked and unassuming. Maybe a little naive. Have a good day.
I'm abandoning my diet, gonna eat all the chocolate cake I can, and Im not brushing my teeth until this poem is satisfied.
This poem can take your poem with one hand
Tied behind its back
This poem thinks you are not too small
To bee its meatball*
This poem totally stole that line
From a children’s book
After it ate all the children
That’s how bad this poem is
This poem does not hide in the forest
This poem is the deep wood
Cue deliverance theme. Yeah.
This poem thinks you have a purty mouth
This poem was your professor
In Early Roman History.
This poem thinks you have a lot to learn
About fat chicks.
This poem is leaving now.
So there**
*stolen from I’m Bad by Jim & Kate McMullen
**The writer of this poem is a bad, very bad poet, but tries not to be a plagiarist
PS This poem resents the formatting of this comment section which it feels is ruining the formatting of itself
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