interesting possibilities

discomfort is the close companion of the poet

misery, the cup from whence the thirsty poet drinks

despair, the grooming product of choice for the bard

hunger, the horse upon which it rides into battle

alienation, an expensive pair of jeans the poet

will take to an informal gathering of other poets

social ineptitude is the steak and eggs of the breakfast poet

a clean washcloth comes in handy after anal intercourse

the bricks of dublin are old and beautiful

the leprechaun is an uncanny catcher of fish

you don't want to be a big fish with a leprechaun nearby

i've told you time and time again, i can't pay you back

now quit bothering me….please

mom