dick'll make you slap somebody

woman A: wait a minute

now you telling me a story

and now you telling me that a woman in ecstasy

will slap somebody?

woman B: yes, the penis is a very powerful organ

it'll make you slap somebody

it's like a rocket

it's encoded with information

dick'll make you pull a gun

and shoot a motherfucker in the face

dick'll make you take out a mortgage

on your mind (i never slept)

it'll make you dump out a bowl of cheerios

on a motherfuckers bed…..with milk

dick'll make you knit a pair of gloves

for a motherfucker

woman A: wait a minute

are you telling me that dick'll make a woman

mess up somebody's bed with a milky

bowl of cheerios?

woman B: yes!