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| the politicians (charcoal pencil on illustration board) |
stinkinghand
poetry and art by songwriter bob schneider
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
the metaphorical sweats
i was invited by the m_______
to their party at the riveria pool mansion
they lived inside for most of the year
the dolphins there, were incredible
and would swim up into the house
late at night while the guards slept
we never worried about the
war ending or all the people that were
dying all around us either
sometimes we would eat fresh bananas
and oranges from brazil or other far off countries
in the middle of winter
we froze a lot of stuff at first
but later once we realized that all the fresh stuff
would never stop we just threw it away
i bought a table made out of weed
one time. we smoked it for most of the summer
me and three friends of mine who are all dead now
we had a party at becky's one thursday
she was so pretty back then
the birds would land on her arms.
kissing the rows of scars on her
legs. the needles leaving long red streaks
on her skin
Friday, February 22, 2013
The Atomic Lobster Barn Art Show Preview
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| i can see forever forever (collage, acrylic and wood) |
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| I guess I agree that maybe God shouldn't destroy everyone and everything before too long (paper and wood) |
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| JFK (string, acrylic resin, paper, wood, silver letter cubes and silicon) |
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| I have become milk that you've poured into the ruin of your bed (paper, letter blocks and acrylic on wood) |
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| I have been walking into churches (paper, oil, acrylic and letter blocks on wood) |
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| I live on a planet in outer space (paper, acrylic, and costume jewels on wood) |
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| I scratched the surface of your face (paper, acrylic and letter blocks on wood) |
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| I've become uneasy about the situation (paper, asphalt glue and beeswax on wood) |
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| I was joking about everything (asphalt, acrylic and glue on wood) |
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| It's not as easy to see the truth in everything all the time (string, acrylic, paper and glue on wood) |
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| If we cannot share a future together than why are we here (firewood, mannequin, wreath pencils, cup hooks gesso, sand, roofing tar on wood) |
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| Lincoln after his presidency (paper, acrylic on wood) |
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| Rebecca becomes aware of the immensity of the universe (string, paper, acrylic on wood) |
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| Untitled Lincoln (paper mache, wire, paper, glue, acrylic on wood base) |
Here's a sampling of some of the works on display this weekend at the Atomic Lobster Barn Gallery Art show.
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
When I am called
we are running
across los angeles
as fast as we can
hiding under doors
you sing a song you
learned as a child
the song of the aphid
a beetle crawls
into your ear
now we are on a lake
in orange county
drinking milk
the water is covered with flowers
they are as red as the sun
you can see for more than a mile
your eyes glow in the grey
like the LAPD
your teeth are made of fire
Monday, November 5, 2012
Monday, October 15, 2012
superman
superman lives in a dark cave
superman eats vegetables and other things
superman likes dogs
he has a superdog
superman goes to bed at midnight
superman's favorite tv show is superman
superman's favorite song is the superman theme song
john motherfucking williams wrote it, you bitches!
superman's eyes are bright and blue
superman's breath smells like vegetables
superman's hands are soft as milk and hard as goodbyes
whenever he punches someone it goes right through them
superman watches tv while he eats vegetables and chews on his shoes
superman dreams he can do anything in the world (because he can)
superman has a dream where he comes over to your house and says,
'i want to get my things' and you say "but none of this is yours anymore!"
Saturday, October 6, 2012
dick'll make you slap somebody
woman A: wait a minute
now you telling me a story
and now you telling me that a woman in ecstasy
will slap somebody?
woman B: yes, the penis is a very powerful organ
it'll make you slap somebody
it's like a rocket
it's encoded with information
dick'll make you pull a gun
and shoot a motherfucker in the face
dick'll make you take out a mortgage
on your mind (i never slept)
it'll make you dump out a bowl of cheerios
on a motherfuckers bed…..with milk
dick'll make you knit a pair of gloves
for a motherfucker
woman A: wait a minute
are you telling me that dick'll make a woman
mess up somebody's bed with a milky
bowl of cheerios?
woman B: yes!
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