Monday, October 15, 2012

konstantin feoktistov 4 (wood, inkjet paper, shellac, acrylic and asphalt)


superman lives in a dark cave
superman eats vegetables and other things
superman likes dogs
he has a superdog

superman goes to bed at midnight
superman's favorite tv show is superman
superman's favorite song is the superman theme song
john motherfucking williams wrote it, you bitches!

superman's eyes are bright and blue
superman's breath smells like vegetables
superman's hands are soft as milk and hard as goodbyes
whenever he punches someone it goes right through them

superman watches tv while he eats vegetables and chews on his shoes
superman dreams he can do anything in the world (because he can)
superman has a dream where he comes over to your house and says,
'i want to get my things' and you say "but none of this is yours anymore!"

Saturday, October 6, 2012

konstantin feoktistov: golden shower  (inkjet paper, construction paper, acrylic paint and wood)

dick'll make you slap somebody

woman A: wait a minute
now you telling me a story
and now you telling me that a woman in ecstasy
will slap somebody?

woman B: yes, the penis is a very powerful organ
it'll make you slap somebody
it's like a rocket
it's encoded with information
dick'll make you pull a gun
and shoot a motherfucker in the face

dick'll make you take out a mortgage
on your mind (i never slept)
it'll make you dump out a bowl of cheerios
on a motherfuckers bed…..with milk
dick'll make you knit a pair of gloves
for a motherfucker

woman A: wait a minute
are you telling me that dick'll make a woman
mess up somebody's bed with a milky
bowl of cheerios?

woman B: yes!