Thursday, February 10, 2011

oops


this poem wants to fuck a fat bitch 
with bad breath

sober as the moon
with no excuses

this poem has a PHD in european history
this poem takes advil motherfucker

this poem will get your ass killed if you
decide to go into war with just this poem

this poem is a shut in who would prefer to order out
this poem is a forest bee. naked and unassuming

this poem doesn't give a shit about your needs
this poem is very angry at you for leaving

this poem won't be that sad when
the entire world is destroyed to death

this is a bad poem
a very bad poem


13 comments:

G said...

this poem has a lot of pain in it. which makes it a good poem instead of a very bad one...

dadinicola said...

Focus on the possitive. Do something nice for yourself otherwise annger will consume you, trust me.

Deb D

K said...

this poem's a BAMF w/a butterfly tattoo!
work it out :)

tuleegato said...
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sunny said...

Whew!!Hope you feel a little better after writing that. Breathe baby, just breathe.

Kacey said...

gut puking, pain staking :(

Sandra I. Arguello said...

Angry poems are therapeutic... I have a few of these myself

melodyb said...

Ouch. Hope that's like puking. Once you get it out, you'll feel better.

Clara Scott said...

Your poems confuse me. The only positive I see is that it was a forest bee...forest bees always naked and unassuming. Maybe a little naive. Have a good day.

Brandy said...

I'm abandoning my diet, gonna eat all the chocolate cake I can, and Im not brushing my teeth until this poem is satisfied.

Christina said...
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The Chicken's Consigliere said...

This poem can take your poem with one hand
Tied behind its back

This poem thinks you are not too small
To bee its meatball*

This poem totally stole that line
From a children’s book

After it ate all the children
That’s how bad this poem is

This poem does not hide in the forest
This poem is the deep wood

Cue deliverance theme. Yeah.
This poem thinks you have a purty mouth

This poem was your professor
In Early Roman History.

This poem thinks you have a lot to learn
About fat chicks.

This poem is leaving now.
So there**

*stolen from I’m Bad by Jim & Kate McMullen
**The writer of this poem is a bad, very bad poet, but tries not to be a plagiarist
PS This poem resents the formatting of this comment section which it feels is ruining the formatting of itself

Maggie said...

go suck on a willow root

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