Saturday, June 1, 2013



the dead monkeys
(none of the unseen)


they were everywhere
one by the front door
another in the refrigerator
another wearing a crown 
stuffed into one of the bookcases

the car was full of them
and had been for at least a week
you couldn't open the door
i had the car removed 
from the grounds

the police showed up asking a bunch of questions:
"do you know anything about the dead monkeys ?"
"where is the toilet ?"
"do you know that there is a dead monkey 
in your toilet ?"

i told them i suspected
it was probably my old GF
her or her new BF probably
had something to do with it
but i wasn't sure and had no proof

it was truly terrible and now
i can't stop eating and eating and eating
last night i ate a whole cake
that i made from scratch
while watching 'wrath of khan'
on netflix

4 comments:

Christina said...
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Christina said...
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mora said...

Dude, you need to stop eating right before you go to sleep! Or sleep on your tummy. The dead monkeys will go away when the monkey on your back does.

PS--I bought the monkey already. Can't wait to listen!

WaterGirlFlorida said...

This.
Put me in this place.
And.
Made me cry.

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