Saturday, October 6, 2012


dick'll make you slap somebody



woman A: wait a minute
now you telling me a story
and now you telling me that a woman in ecstasy
will slap somebody?

woman B: yes, the penis is a very powerful organ
it'll make you slap somebody
it's like a rocket
it's encoded with information
dick'll make you pull a gun
and shoot a motherfucker in the face

dick'll make you take out a mortgage
on your mind (i never slept)
it'll make you dump out a bowl of cheerios
on a motherfuckers bed…..with milk
dick'll make you knit a pair of gloves
for a motherfucker

woman A: wait a minute
are you telling me that dick'll make a woman
mess up somebody's bed with a milky
bowl of cheerios?

woman B: yes!




7 comments:

Allyson said...
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Christina said...
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theflowersays said...

haha....."passion'll" for me - no doubt !!! the organ alone is just an organ...?? what comes first the passion for IT or does IT cause the passion ??..hmmm ;-)

WaterGirlFlorida said...
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Norma said...

Woman C: No it won't.

Kay M Frye said...
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brandyjo21 said...

that's some funny shit right there. it sounds like something you n ollie would act out in between songs.. like right after country club but right before bad bitches.

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